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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 28, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    >1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
    >God and I didn't!
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    >2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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    >3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
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    >4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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    >5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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    >6) Don't take life too seriously - you won't get out alive.
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    >7) You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
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    >8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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    >9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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    >10) Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
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    >11) I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
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    >12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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    >15) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
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    >16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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    >17) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
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    >18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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    >19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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    >20) Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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    >24) Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam. (seen on Cape Cod)
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    >26) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
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    >27) Procrastinate Now
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    >28) Rehab Is for Quitters
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    >29) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
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    >32) Finally 21, and Legally Able To Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
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    >33) West Virginia: One million people and 15 last names
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    >34) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
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    >35) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
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    >37) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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    >38) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
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    >41) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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    >43) POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
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    >44) FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
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    >45) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH
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    >46) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times
    >the memory.
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    >47) The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
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    >48) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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    >49) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment
    >for a pig.
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    >50) WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA - Set your watch back 20 years.
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    >51) The trouble with life is, there's no background music.
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    >53) The original "point and click interface" was a Smith &Wesson.
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  2. carbon_15

    carbon_15 1*

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    hey..i resent that...but I cant deny it;)
     

  3. paper killer

    paper killer NRA Member

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    My favorite is still:
    If you run, you will only die tired.--USMC Sniper
     
  4. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    -I like you, so I will kill you last.
     
  5. Holmes

    Holmes

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    canadians don't tan--they thaw