Symptoms Of The Bird Flu

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

    If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

    1. High fever
    2. Congestion
    3. Nausea
    4. Fatigue
    5. Aching in the joints
    6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield.
     
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