Switched...... Roosters

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Twisted Steel, Feb 17, 2003.

  1. Twisted Steel

    Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal

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    Apr 28, 2002
    A man sat at a local bar savoring a double martini when an attractive woman sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of vodka and orange juice. The man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."

    "What a coincidence. I'm celebrating too," she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are you celebrating?" she asked.

    "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

    "What a coincidence," she said. "For years my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!

    How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked

    "Oh, I switched cocks," he replied.

    "What a coincidence” she said.