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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. okie

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    One day this rich guy was having a party at his house.
    He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house
    in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything
    he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and
    he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he
    was, he and his friends all standing around drinking,
    getting high and partying next to the pool.

    The guy gets up on the lifeguard tower and all his friends
    look up. He calls for silence and says, "OK, the first
    person that swims across my pool will get all my money."

    No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, draws on
    his joint and says, "OK, the first person that swims
    across my pool gets all my money and my house."

    Still no one moves. "OK then, the first person that
    swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and
    all my cars and planes."

    Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.
    "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my
    planes, all the dope you can handle, all my property,
    all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the
    girls you can handle; everything I own."

    "Splash!" Someone's in the pool. Crocodiles are all
    over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over
    the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out
    of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on the tower
    jumps down and runs over to him.

    "That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever
    see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"
    "I don't want the money."

    "Do you want the house now or later?" "I don't want
    the house."

    "Do you want the cars and planes now or later? " "I
    don't want the cars or planes."

    "Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"
    "I don't want that either."

    "Do you want the drugs now or later?" "I don't want
    the drugs."

    "Do you want the girls now or later?" "I don't want
    the girls."

    The rich guy looks at him and says "Well, what the hell
    do you want?!?!" "I want the bastard that pushed me
    in."