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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot.
    They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was
    fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water.
    Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their
    "freedom."
    As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of
    ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the
    priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for
    cover.

    After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister
    and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his
    private.The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's
    my face they would recognize."