Sweet revenge

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Shootfighter, Aug 19, 2003.

  1. Shootfighter

    Shootfighter Glockmeister

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    Aug 12, 2003
    Salt Lake City
    It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and
    his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's
    wearing a cute, loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless
    with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a

    The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk
    through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a large,
    hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape.
    He jumps on the bars, and holding on with one hand
    (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his
    free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady
    in the wavy dress.

    The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is
    funny. He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow
    some more. The husband suggests she pucker her
    lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She
    does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
    making noises that would wake the dead.

    Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
    straps fall to show a little more skin. She does, and
    Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down. "Now try
    lifting your dress up. Show your thighs and sort of
    fan it at him," he says. This drives the gorilla
    absolutely crazy, and now he's doing flips.

    Then the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door
    to the cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the
    cage door shut.

    "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."