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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bill Powell, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    all i remember is the punch line, so i will have to make it up as i go along.


    an obviously well fed, or way over fed, lady walked into a bar, walked over to an old country boy and sat down beside him. it was obvious from the onset that she was fishing for compliments, cause she was well dressed in a large pants suit. finally, out of frustration, she asked him if he had anything nice to say about her. something complimentary.

    he sat and wrestled with that question til he had sweat pouring down his face. he wiped his face, looked at his hanky, his face lit up, and he said, "you know, you sweat less than any fat lady i've ever seen."
     
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    That was Junior Samples to Lulu Roman on HeeHaw. She said "Come on, Junior, say somthing sweet to me"
    Junior replied "Fer a big fat woman you sure don't sweat much".
     

  3. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    i knew i had heard it somewhere, but all i could remember was the punch line. thanks