Suspicious Wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world," complained Morris, the harried husband to a sympathetic friend.

    "Last year she found a blond hair on my jacket and she didn't speak to me for a week. Six months ago she said there was a red hair near my shirt collar... and there was no sex for a month."

    "That's not so bad"...said the friend.

    "Oh yeah," said Morris, "Yesterday she beat me over the head with a pan, screaming and claiming because she found no hairs in six months... that I am now going out with bald women!"