My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world," complained Morris, the harried husband to a sympathetic friend. "Last year she found a blond hair on my jacket and she didn't speak to me for a week. Six months ago she said there was a red hair near my shirt collar... and there was no sex for a month." "That's not so bad"...said the friend. "Oh yeah," said Morris, "Yesterday she beat me over the head with a pan, screaming and claiming because she found no hairs in six months... that I am now going out with bald women!"