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Survivor - Texas Style

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by chevrofreak, Jun 27, 2003.

  1. chevrofreak

    chevrofreak Senior Member

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    Survivor - Texas Style

    The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

    They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.


    From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.


    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

    "I'm gay....I love the Dixie Chicks....I'm a vegetarian....I voted for Al Gore....George Strait Sucks....Hillary in 2004!....and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

    The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.!!!!!!!!!

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    my mom just forewarded that to me ;f
     
  2. Partagas

    Partagas

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    is it possible to die from too much sex? I'm straight but I can imagine all the lovin they'd get from the cow pokes would make that a long ride to sit through.
     

  3. CastleBravo

    CastleBravo 10mm? Woo Hoo! Millennium Member

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    Turbo

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    They would get a warm welcome in Austin.......it's not the called "the socialist island of Texas" for nothin.