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"Survivor" - Michigan Style

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Northern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Michigan Style."


    The contestants will start in Traverse City, travel over to Kalkaska and on to Grayling. Then they will head north to Gaylord, Mackinaw City, and St Ste Marie. From there they will proceed west to Iron Mountain and Copper Harbor. Then they will go south-east to Escanaba and St Ignace, and the final leg will be back to Traverse City.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."


    The first one that makes it back to Traverse City alive wins. Good luck to all contestants!
     
  2. Curt48Mauser

    Curt48Mauser

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    Being a former Michigander, I laughed until it hurt. It would make good T.V.

    Si quaeris peninsulam amoenam circumspice - If you seek a pleasant
    peninsula, LEAVE OHIO.