Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 15, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the
    "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in
    case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.

    Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as
    food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his

    "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring
    with you?" asked the Scout Master.

    Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."

    "Why's that Timmy?"

    "Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction,
    the water is to prevent dehydration."

    "And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.

    "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire,
    some jurk is bound to come up behind you and say,
    "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"