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Surprise

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 28, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A hillbilly makes a trip to town for supplies, and decides to buy himself a new outfit, to surprise his wife. Nearing home, he stops the wagon next to the creek, strips, burns his old clothes, which were ready to self-ignite anyway, and bathes in the creek. He goes to the back of the wagon for the package containing his new outfit, and it's missing, having bounced out somewhere on the way up the mountain road.
    He climbs back into the wagon, flicks the reins over the horse's rump, and says, "Gid-up, there Sal...we'll surprise Maw anyway...."