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Surgery

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by anonymous6237, Jul 18, 2003.

  1. anonymous6237

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    Things you don't want to hear during surgery



    Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

    Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

    Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

    Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

    Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

    Rats, there go the lights again...

    Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

    Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

    Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!

    What's this doing here?

    That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

    I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

    Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

    Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

    Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

    OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

    Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

    Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

    She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

    Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

    FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!