Suprising Affair

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with
    the maid. She thought of a plan to take him by surprise. One
    Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night
    she went into the maid's room. She switched off all the
    lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.

    Sure enough at midnight there were footsteps. She saw a
    figure open the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside
    her. After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly
    switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"

    "Of course I am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.