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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport in Tel Aviv with two
    large bags. The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full
    with money in different currencies. The agent asks the passenger, "How
    did you get this money?"

    The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe,
    went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his
    thing and said, "donate money to Israel or I will cut your balls
    off"...
    The customs agent said, "well ... that's a very interesting story ...
    what do you have in the other bag?"
    The man said, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not
    support Israel"...
     
  2. TEAK

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    i had hopes of an adopt an idf babe;f