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  1. okie

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    A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father,

    "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

    The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

    "Onions?"

    "Yes, see them and they make you cry."