This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy and went out to ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his old lady was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. "Think of me as dead." So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes and iced tea. She walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, "You fixed something to eat? Where is mine?" "Huh? I thought you were dead."