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Sunday school

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 20, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.

    "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

    "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."

    "Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

    "Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."