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Sunday Morning Sex

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JTB, Nov 25, 2004.

  1. JTB

    JTB always learning

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
    Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-
    old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather
    had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we
    were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her
    grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would
    surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied
    granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out
    the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to
    ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing
    too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She
    paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if
    the ice cream truck hadn't come along,"