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Sunburn

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Sep 11, 2003.

  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1

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    A man falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
    sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
    diagnosed with second degree burns. He was already starting to blister and was in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, a pain killer, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

    The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."