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Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Dec 30, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and
    to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private
    parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a
    gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If
    you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man is late for work and trying to make up time on the highway. Sure enough he reaches the top of a hill and there sits a state trooper with a radar gun. The trooper pulls the guy over and asked what was the hurry this morning. The speeder replies that he was late for work.
    The trooper looks at the guy and says:"OK I'll bite on that one. What do you do for a living?" The man replies that he is a rectum spreader. With that the trooper starts to laugh and says:" My God, what does a rectum spreader do?" The speeder says :" Well, I put a finger in and then a finger from the other hand in and spread.
    By now the trooper hardly knows what to say but asked how far will you spread? The man says that depends but can be as far as six feet. The trooper asks :" What in the world would anybody do with a six foot *******?"
    The man simply replied:"Normally we give them a radar gun and put them at the top of a hill."
     

  3. kirgi08

    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    My friend I saved those 2 for future use.That was frikkin great.


    2 keyboards now.'08.
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    :thumbsup::rofl::rofl:
     
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    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    ******* Spreader.

    HA! HA! HA!