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Sumbich Teller

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by jtull7, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. jtull7

    jtull7 Pistolero CLM

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    It was well into the criminal trial. The DA said he had one more witness.

    DA: What is your occupation?
    Wit: I am a Sumbich Teller.
    DA: Interesting. What does that consist of?
    Wit: I have the remarkable ability to walk into a room and immediately know whether there is a Sumbich around.
    DA: OK, do you detect a Sumbich in this room?
    Wit: Yes, it is the man sitting with his lawyer at the other table (indicates the Defendant)
    DA: Thank you sir. Pass the witness.

    Well, the Defense Attorney was so mad that he made the mistake of violating Rule No. One of Trial Law, which is to never ask a question that you do not already know the answer to.

    The Defense Attorney sneered at the Witness and said “Well, Mr. Hot Shot Sumbich Teller, is there anything ELSE you can tell the Jury about my client?”

    The Witness, unruffled, said: “Yes there is. He’s not just a regular Sumbich, he’s a lyin’, cheatin’ stealing Sumbich.