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Subject: Tiger Woods

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Mar 30, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Tiger Woods drove his BMW Z3 into a service station for a fill-up.
    "What can I do for you?" asked the attendant who obviously didn't recognize
    Tiger.
    "Fill er up," replied Tiger.
    The attendant asked, "What kind of car is this?"
    Tiger replied, "BMW Z3 like James Bond."
    The attendant asked, "What it got in it?"
    Tiger replied, "It has everything, power steering, power seats, power sun
    roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 disc CD player in the trunk with
    100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, disc brakes all around, leather
    interior, and best of all, an 8.8 liter V12 engine."

    The attendant said, "Wow! That's really something."

    Tiger asked, "How much do I owe you?"

    The attendant said, "That'll be $30.17."

    Tiger pulled out his money clip and a handful of change. Mixed up with the
    change were a few golf tees.

    "What are those little wooden things for?", asked the attendant.

    "Those are what I put my balls on when I'm driving," said Tiger.

    "Wow", says the attendant, "those BMW people think of everything!"
     
  2. Darkmage

    Darkmage

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    Heh. That's pretty good!

    But as a car freak...

    The BMW Z3 only comes with a 1.9L I4, a 2.5, 2.8, or a 3.0L V6.

    The BMW Z8, on the other hand (like the James Bond film) is a 4.9L V8.

    But it's still a pretty good joke. :)
     

  3. Admiral Thrawn

    Admiral Thrawn

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    lol good joke...

    but,

    The Z3 is actually a pretty average (and old) car now...

    You want something with a *really* big engine, how about the Bugatti Veyron:

    1001 horsepower 8 liter W16 engine, 0-62mph in 3.2 seconds, top speed of 250mph (406kmph) and even has two 1 carat diamonds on the speedometer!

    It retails for US $1.5M +
     
  4. toddler

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    Rather have a Z4 than any of them. Nice upgrade/update on the Z3.

    Todd