Tiger Woods drove his BMW Z3 into a service station for a fill-up. "What can I do for you?" asked the attendant who obviously didn't recognize Tiger. "Fill er up," replied Tiger. The attendant asked, "What kind of car is this?" Tiger replied, "BMW Z3 like James Bond." The attendant asked, "What it got in it?" Tiger replied, "It has everything, power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 disc CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, disc brakes all around, leather interior, and best of all, an 8.8 liter V12 engine." The attendant said, "Wow! That's really something." Tiger asked, "How much do I owe you?" The attendant said, "That'll be $30.17." Tiger pulled out his money clip and a handful of change. Mixed up with the change were a few golf tees. "What are those little wooden things for?", asked the attendant. "Those are what I put my balls on when I'm driving," said Tiger. "Wow", says the attendant, "those BMW people think of everything!"