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Subject: The State of Philippine Criminal Affairs ;)

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by New_comer, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. New_comer

    New_comer

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    > Let's take a break....=)
    >
    > The NBI (National Bureau of Investigation), the AFP
    > (Armed Forces of the
    > Philippines), and the PNP (Philippine National
    > Police) get into an argument
    > over who is the best at apprehending criminals.
    >
    > The President decides to test them. She releases a
    > rabbit into a forest and
    > each of them has to catch it.
    >
    > The NBI goes first. They place animal informants
    > throughout the forest.They
    > question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
    > three months of extensive
    > investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not
    > exist.
    >
    > The AFP goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they
    > burn the forest,
    > killing everything in it. They make no apologies:
    > "The rabbit deserved it."
    >
    > The PNP goes in. They come out two hours later with
    > a badly beaten bear.
    > The bear is yelling, "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm
    > a rabbit!"
    >
     
  2. paltiq

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    sa totoo lang.....aliw-na-aliw ako;e ;e ;e :cool: :) ;f ;a ;z ;z
     

  3. bokbok_05

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    ^b ~1 ;i ....ang "galing" talaga ng PNP.
     
  4. doctabako

    doctabako Gun Aficionado

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  5. atmarcella

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  6. horge

    horge -=-=-=-=- Lifetime Member

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    Hilarious...
    ;f ;f ;f
    Better if you substitute local fauna while you're at it.
    The original joke involved the LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA.
     
  7. isuzu

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    believe it, or not! ~rf
     
  8. paltiq

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    ayaw talaga patalo ng PNP!!!

    Todays AIRPORT SCENE:
    News: Federal air marshall shoots "bomb" carrier at the airport:)
    News: PNP shoots the floor hits 4 :cool:
     
  9. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

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    Only in da Philippines;f
     
  10. MELBU

    MELBU Ann2Tero

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    bwahahahahahahahahaha!

    ina nyo pnp!
     
  11. Punisher_nbi45

    Punisher_nbi45 R we der yet?

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  12. royal glockster

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    Could be the reason why my NBI agent and Marine soldier friends discourage me to trust too much with my PNP friend! Hahahahaha!!
     
  13. toxic

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    Tukayong Punisher long time no post Hows Isabela?..
    Kahit sa joke mabangong mabango parin NBI ah..
    Who's taking over the post of the Late Director Wycoco(RIP)
     
  14. Punisher_nbi45

    Punisher_nbi45 R we der yet?

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    Toxic,

    Happy New Year!

    I've been assigned to manila at our VAWCD (Violence Against Women and Children Division). Bale 6 months nako naka-assign doon.

    No news yet. To be honest, we're also wondering, just like you guys. Until may official announcement, we just keep on doing what we do.

    Stay safe and always watch your back!

    Punisher :)