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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Friends don't let friends take home ugly women
    Men's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
    Women's restroom Murphy's, Champaign, IL

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

    I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
    Houghton Library Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

    If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get
    wasted together and have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
    The Irish Times, Washington, DC

    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
    with her crap.
    Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

    To do is to be. - Descartes
    To be is to do. -
    Voltaire
    Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra
    Men's restroom Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ

    At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

    Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
    Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO

    God is dead. - Nietzsche
    Nietzsche is dead. - God
    The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC

    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books New York, New York.

    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
    trouble with it.
    Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

    If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
    Congress!
    Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC

    Express Lane: Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

    You're too good for him.
    Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Jesus saves
    Moses invests
    Mens room truck stop Dodge city Ks.;N
     

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    pizzaaguy

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    "IF YOU'RE NOT HERE AFTER WHAT I'M HERE AFTER THEN YOU'LL BE HERE AFTER I'M GONE"
     
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    prpbmw Millennium Member

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    What are you looking here for?
    The joke is in your hand.

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
    than a frontal labotomy.
     
  5. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    Is Grape Nuts a venereal disease?
     
  6. Chupy

    Chupy BOOM

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    never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
     
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    Wesley was an ensign
    But now he is no more -
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4
     
  8. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    In a Men's room at the Brooklyn Navy yard in the late 1960s.

    "In case of nuclear attack, hide under the urinals. Nobody ever hits them anyway"! And in a stall, "We aim to please. You aim too, please".
     
  9. Lesh

    Lesh

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    I think you are thinking of Moby Dick
     
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    "Please aim. It's shorter than you think."

    Sign over the toilet in my barber's restroom
    Houston, Texas
     
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    shu Millennium Member

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    gents rm in Texas Tech Engineering Bldg, 1972:

    Don't change Dick's in the middle of a screw;
    Vote for Nixon in '72.
     
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    Timor

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    Gravity is a myth.
    This place sucks.


    Supposedly spotted in a bathroom on an Air Force base.
     
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    frayed knot

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    You hold your life in your hands.

    Seen over a urinal...somewhere...
     
  14. Guest

    don't throw your butts in the urinal,
    it makes them soggy and hard to light...
    The Janitor
     
  15. lhkas

    lhkas SENIOR MEMBER

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    if you go to a bar and order a beer then spill it on the bar!!
    does that constitute alcohol abuse;g ;g ;g
     
  16. pesticidal

    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    I saw this at a truck stop on a condom machine:

    Truckers! Tarp your load!

    ;f