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Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Blitzer

    Blitzer Cool Cat

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    Jan 15, 2004
    The communist's play ground of OHIO
    To: All Employees

    From: Management

    Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

    1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

    2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

    3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

    4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

    5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

    6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

    In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.