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Subject : ) Observations on Aging and More

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, May 1, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
    2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
    3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So, I said
    4. I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing up quickly.
    5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
    6. I have my own little world. But it's OK. they know me here.
    7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
    8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
    10. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
    11. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days
    I've stayed alive.
    12. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and
    50 for Miss America?
    13. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing
    section in a swimming pool?
    14. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
    15. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
    16. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't
    pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"