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Subject: Fw: A WHAT???

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 15, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Subject: Fw: A WHAT???

    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over the limit), I
    saw, too late, a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally,
    he pulled me over walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?''

    I replied that I was late for work.

    "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The cop said, "What?.... a rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher
    DO?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
    fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can
    get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
    foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?"

    I simply replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
    bridge...."

    Bail: $100 Ticket: $95

    Look on that cop's face: PRICELESS
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Oh man! Good one Jim!;i
     

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    But its still funny as anything