Subj: Ed Zachary

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  1. Mdsteele

    Mdsteele Guitarzan

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    Aug 17, 2002
    Sandy Ridge, Nawf Cayrolina
    Subj: Ed Zachary
    >A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a
    >date or any sex in quite some time.
    >She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
    >decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
    >Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
    >therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the
    >examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
    >The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery,
    >reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she
    >was instructed.
    >Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
    >So she did..
    >Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.
    >You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
    > haf sex or dates."
    >Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is
    > Ed Zachary Disease?"
    >Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
    >your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.