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Stupidest thing seen on patrol this week

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Morris, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Morris

    Morris CLM

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    Tree socks/yarn wraps. I (poop) you not. Who in their infinitely small world thought wasting their crappy colored yarn into a sick version of a tree cozy was cool? Or that people would like it when they drove by? The ones seen today look like a yarn mill threw up on a tree.

    I should have taken the photo . . .
     
  2. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    today i dealt with an old lady with dementia, she smacked me then farted on me as i handcuffed her for EMS to transport.
     
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  3. APERS

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    I witnessed a guy in Topeka, while delivery my mail route..burning either a tire or insulation off of wiring, in the back of his truck bed. Saw and smelled the smoke 2 blocks away. I thought it was a house fire or something, stunk up the neighborhood something fierce. Not only that, he was stirring it with a stick while a 5 gallon can of gas was sitting on the ground next to him. Was speechless about it until now.
    :wow:
     
  4. PinkoCommie

    PinkoCommie Unusual Member

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    Stupidest thing... you mean other than the **** in my inbox from someone with stars?
     
  5. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Took a report from a lady whose ex boyfriend from 18 years ago had a receiver device which was transmitting electro-magnetic waves into her brain and causing her depression and bad feelings. Her words. Can you believe when she told her grandma about it, her grandma called EMS and had her transported to the hospital for a psych eval?! I mean, c'mon! She HAS pictures of the waves on her phone! Jeez!
     
  6. ateamer

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    You saw a meth-using copper thief who was too stupid to burn the insulation off in private.
     
  7. Agent6-3/8

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    Tell me you didn't actually do a report on that!


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  8. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Saw this last night. I didn't lift the lid.
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    Sent from the Titanic. I named my phone "The Titanic" so when I plug it into the computer it says "The Titanic is syncing".
     
  9. msu_grad_121

    msu_grad_121 BOOSH

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    Sadly, I did. Oh well, it wasn't a really in-depth report...
     
  10. razdog76

    razdog76 Heavy Mettle

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    20 year old girl wanted me to file telecommunications on another girl because she didn't like what was said during an ongoing argument on facebook... taught her how to block people, problem solved!

    I knew I shouldn't have opened the lid. :rofl:
     
  11. countrygun

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    road commode
     
  12. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    It's still there!
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    Not while on patrol, but during a ground school class, I saw the instructor about crap himself when he was showing us how to do a preflight on a Cessna 172. Apparently, it's a bad thing when the pin to the lower door hinge is missing and the door halfway falls off.........:wow:
     
  14. countrygun

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    <Cue Willie Nelson>

    "On the Commode again,

    I just can't wait to get on the Commode again...."
     
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    :rofl:
     
  16. CLoft239

    CLoft239 I Like Turtles

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    Bahaha!

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  17. westy39

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    Soooo, who left the Sergeants desk in the roadway????
     
  18. ottomatic

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    That's why it's called a PRE flight. You want stuff like that to be found ON the ground!
     
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    Ghetto rest stop.
     
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    Where is your sense of adventure?