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Stupid crims (a fine example)

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by Kadetklapp, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Kadetklapp

    Kadetklapp Methberry PD

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    Jan 2, 2007
    I can't help but chuckle.

    Saturday night (well, early sunday morning) I get called to an unknown domestic at a residence. Get there and it's the usual but nothing physical, she wants him "out" he's drunk and can't drive himself somewhere to stay. I agree to give him a lift to the next town over to stay with an ex girlfriend. He tells me he has to get his pants out of the dryer. He's cooperative, but the girlfriend is getting roiled up and so I gotta take her to the next room before she blows up and makes the whole mess worse. He comes out and says he's ready to go.

    Before I transport him I inform him I'll be conducting a pat-down for my safety blah blah. Pat him on the right front pocket and detect a hard cylindrical object. I ask what it is and he says "a pipe." :upeyes:

    Sure enough, he packed himself a bowl and put it in his pant's pocket before he caught a ride with me....:dunno:
  2. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

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    Jan 28, 2004
    Monterrey, Mexico
    That's why he is a party in a DV call and not the CEO of GE. :rofl: