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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Sep 25, 2002.

  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer CLM

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    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have
    produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
    (Hardly seems worth it)

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (Now that's more like it)

    The human heart creates enough pressure, when it pumps out to the
    body, to squirt blood 30 feet.
    (OMG...!)

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
    (In my next life I want to be a pig)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
    to death.
    (Creepy)

    (I'm still not over the pig)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
    to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
    jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes...can you imagine??)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)

    Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I always wanted to know)

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    (Hmmmmmm........)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
    left-handed people do.
    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
    (Okay, so that would be a good thing....)

    A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
    (I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that too.)

    Polar bears are left-handed.
    (Who knew...? Who cares!)

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
    pleasure.
    (What about the pig?)
     
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  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    ;2 MooseJaw;i ;i ;i ;f ;a ;f
     
  5. aspartz

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    Does this have and effect on the bears life span?

    ARS
     
  6. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    No but he has to have special golf clubs made.