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Stuff our kids say

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by frank_drebin, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. frank_drebin

    frank_drebin 1-man flash mob

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    Lets hear the best lines from your kids.

    Here's mine, happened today.
    She's two.

    Her: "Daddy, I need to go to time out"
    Me: "Why sweetie, what did you do?"
    Her "I'm going to go kick Maggie (family dog)"
     
  2. NEOH212

    NEOH212 Diesel Girl

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    And I quote, "Meow."

    That's all they say!

    :cat:
     

  3. NorthCarolinaLiberty

    NorthCarolinaLiberty MentalDefective

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    Teen: I'm going to run away from home.

    Parent: Okay; just get me a beer before you leave.
     
  4. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    My cousin was hanging stockings. Her daughter came in and said wow mom, those are really big socks!!! Hahaha, she's three.
     
  5. frank_drebin

    frank_drebin 1-man flash mob

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    Funny thing is, at that age they accept it and move on.
     
  6. jay-bird

    jay-bird goin' broke

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    "when I get twenty-one, I will drink beer and it will be hell good."
    - my three-year-old son
     
  7. frank_drebin

    frank_drebin 1-man flash mob

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    Awesome
     
  8. gjk5

    gjk5 Pinche Gringo

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    "Daddy, I think Jesus died on the cross so the Easter Bunny didn't have to" (after a couple years in Catholic skrool)

    her 2nd Halloween my wife dressed as a witch, Cate says "look Daddy, Mommy's a *****!" only sometimes dear.

    headed to the lake with boat in tow, slow guy in front of us, get to state park entrance has all sorts of stupid questions and youngest leans out of window and says "hurry up you jackass!" the ranger was still laughing when I pulled up. wife was not amused.
     
  9. Folsom_Prison

    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
  10. K.Kiser

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    The internet doesn't have enough bandwidth to house the cliff notes to all I've heard...
     
  11. HollowHead

    HollowHead Firm member

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    "Daddy, Mommy was using her sponge to wash the pool boy's face." HH
     
  12. Tarkio

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    When explaining to my daughter that her grandmother had passed away. She was bummed and started to tear up. I explained that Grandma had been doing poorly, weakening over the past few months and so it wasn't unexpected and probably for the best.

    She held her hand over her mouth and asked quietly, "did they have to put her down?"

    Got to love ranch/country kids.
     
  13. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    Daddy, can I take this bucket of water into my room?

    No.

    I'll give you 20 dollars.
     
  14. GRIMLET

    GRIMLET Deceased

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    Skelebones for skeleton

    Octocopter for helicopter
     
  15. Firefightermdc

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    My wife (whos of Latin descent): "Baby why dont you learn spanish so you can talk to Grama and somebof yourbcousins more?"
    My son who is 5: "No way! I dont need to speak Spanish, we live in WeMerica!"

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Tapatalk 2
     
  16. k9medic

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    The other night at the dinner table, I was tapping on a bottle of BBQ sauce when the top came off. The sauce got all over my hands.

    My two boys (6 and 8) as well as my wife started to laugh hysterically. While they were laughing, I decided to wipe my hands off - on my 6 year old's forehead. My 6 y/o's laugh then turned into a cry which caught me off guard.

    I asked him why he was crying and he replied "'cause I'm not a napkin, I'm a little boy!"

    That damn kid says some funny things.
     
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  17. mac66

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    Standing in line at Disney World when an older couple in front of us struck of a conversation with my 7 year old son. They asked him what his name was.

    "Well my name is Ryan but my dad just calls me Knucklehead"
     
  18. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    You can afford a pool boy and your wife doesn't landscape? LOL


    My 5 yr old has trouble with TH's. According to him, TH and F sound the same.

    Well, the other day he was going to say "thanks." It's "fanks" to him. And he was going to say something else to my daughter.

    All he said was "F. . .F$%^"

    There was absolute silence in the kitchen for 10 seconds before we realized he had no idea what he had said and was just mixing words. LOL


    My middle one - almost 14 - used to hate R's and L's. She talked like Rocky the Gangster in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

    Often, me and my dad would get her to say, "Git back in da cage, boid!"
     
  19. Thumpernator

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    Couple of months ago I shaved off my mustache of 30 years. While holding my Granddaughter of 5 she said, "Grandpa, I found your mustache,,,,,,, it's in your nose!"

    :rofl:
     
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    My wife is driving the pastor's wife around, with my 4 year old in the back. They pull up to a light and my son points to the man in the car next to them and says, "That man is a SOB!" My wife is agast and the preacher's wife says, "I see that Josh has been riding with Uptomyneck again."