Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 18, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to
    visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car
    became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by
    themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some
    oxen before him. He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and
    offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted
    and minutes later the car was free.

    The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth
    car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the
    fields incredulously and asks the farmer,"When do you have time to
    plough your land? At night?"

    "No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the
    water in the hole"