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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by ChuteTheMall, Feb 28, 2017.
Option 1 is the only acceptable solution for a site calling itself The Art of Manliness. I suspect that place is run by a buncha hipster heathens.
I've always taken a butter knife and whacked the edge of the lid where it meets the jar a few times and voila..
If I want the lid off it will come off.
Step 1 - Hand jar to spouse.
Step 2 - Tell her to open her own damn jar.
Step 3 - Remind her that you're still waitin' for your sammich.
Don't let woman use jarred sauce . True man only eats stuff made from scratch . Said ass I make my own sauce
a strap wrench makes it easy I have 2 sizes in a kitchen drawer
Step 4 - Pick up teeth from floor and get jaw wired in ER.
Step 5 - Drive to store, buy Jello, straws, blender... And tool to open friggin' jar next time she "asks".
Just place a wide rubber band around the lid to enhance your manly grip. Never has failed.
I be like, listen honey, I don't eat sauce outa' a jar. Do I need to drop you off at my Ma's house so you can learn how to cook properly?
Have never met a jar I could not open. I have the Kung Fu grip.
Chute if you're having trouble opening a jar get your husband to open it.
Step 6 - Flip coin to decide between calling divorce attorney or just digging a hole and burying her under your newly poured concrete patio.
I use one of those round rubber thingies.
Or learn how to cook properly from scratch.
My wife got on of these. Slickest thing I have ever seen. Push the button and it automatically opens the stuckest jars; tremendous torque.
I used to know a gal who could open stuck jars with her thighs.