stuck jar lid

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  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Option 1 is the only acceptable solution for a site calling itself The Art of Manliness. I suspect that place is run by a buncha hipster heathens.
     
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    I've always taken a butter knife and whacked the edge of the lid where it meets the jar a few times and voila..

    Open jar.
     
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    If I want the lid off it will come off.
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    Step 1 - Hand jar to spouse.
    Step 2 - Tell her to open her own damn jar.
    Step 3 - Remind her that you're still waitin' for your sammich.
     
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    This!

    And this!
     
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    Don't let woman use jarred sauce . True man only eats stuff made from scratch . Said ass I make my own sauce
     
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    KWalrad No Wire Hangers!

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    Step 4 - Pick up teeth from floor and get jaw wired in ER.
    Step 5 - Drive to store, buy Jello, straws, blender... And tool to open friggin' jar next time she "asks".
     
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    Just place a wide rubber band around the lid to enhance your manly grip. Never has failed.
     
  12. Yo Man

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    I be like, listen honey, I don't eat sauce outa' a jar. Do I need to drop you off at my Ma's house so you can learn how to cook properly?
     
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    Have never met a jar I could not open. I have the Kung Fu grip.
     
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    Chute if you're having trouble opening a jar get your husband to open it.
     
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    Step 6 - Flip coin to decide between calling divorce attorney or just digging a hole and burying her under your newly poured concrete patio.
     
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    I use one of those round rubber thingies. :supergrin:
     
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    Or learn how to cook properly from scratch.
     
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    Kevin108 THIS IS IN ALL CAPS

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    I used to know a gal who could open stuck jars with her thighs.
     
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