Strange urinal behavior...

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  1. helidude350

    helidude350

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    Haven’t seen that yet. Wouldn’t bother me as long as nobody crosses streams.

    Did have Frankenfurter step next to me once.
     
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    We do
    But that’s for thread #2
     

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    While that can be a serious issue for some, I don’t think we will win this competition.
     
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    Pot holes !!!!
     
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    It's the old joke about the Marine and the Army soldier doing their business in the latrine. When the soldier is done, he doesn't wash his hands. The Marine calls out, "In the Marine Corps they teach us to wash our hands after we pee!" The Army soldier responds, "In the Army, they teach us not to pee on our hands".
     
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  6. ChuteTheMall

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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    No sandwich for you.



    You too? Wow, now I don't feel so weird.

    And I also have a paper towel hanging ready from the dispenser before I wash my hands.

    I do like the motion sensor faucets, you don't even have to touch them.
     
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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    I pee in the sink so I can watch my six in the mirror,
    and so far no ninjas have sneaked up behind me.
    It also keeps others from starting conversations. :toilet:
     
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    My senior year in college we did a comedy show featuring exactly this in a skit. “Women’s lib”
     
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    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    Now a days you'd be labeled a misogynist and expelled from school and likely sued by the local NOW chapter.
     
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    No doubt...
     
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    Do you worry about touching your urine splashed shirt before eating lunch?
     
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    pizza_pablo USN Retired

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    In a public rest room, I usually get next to the guy who sounds like he's giving birth, in the next stall. I always feel like recommending a trip to the doctor, but instead get out as fast as I can.
     
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    pizza_pablo USN Retired

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    I usually say, "hey, there is soap here", like it wasn't obvious. Even if I don't know them.
     
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    pizza_pablo USN Retired

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    Where is that?
     
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    I was at an Interstate rest stop when the same thing happened. I don't know the girls age but guessing four or five. The guy in the stall nearest the door jumped about a foot. I know he hit the floor and his pant's. He finished and tore into the girl's father. The father said "What would you have me do? Leave her alone so she could be snatched up? That happens at these rest stops." I know I felt uncomfortable, but ole Dad had a point. Your reaction?
     
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    I totally get this now - although 10+ years ago I would have made some sexist joke.



    Taking my grandson into a restroom - and not wanting him to touch ANYTHING!! Has made me feel empathy to all the women that must use public toilets.
     
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  18. michael_b

    michael_b Elementary, my dear Watson.

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    I not only do not handle my phone in the restroom I remove my phone case and wash it once every couple weeks.

    Eyes at 12 o’clock and I generally use a stall if available after a couple times catching some light in the loafer fellows stealing looks.
     
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  19. michael_b

    michael_b Elementary, my dear Watson.

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    You’ve never seen the seats in a men’s room - it’s the seat liner, copious amounts of TP, or hover lol.

    Who doesn’t do that?!!

    Oh hush you! :p

    You’re on this again? Lol
     
  20. michael_b

    michael_b Elementary, my dear Watson.

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    I remember when we could report that to management and force them to use the proper restroom. We had a cross dresser customer who always tried to use the ladies room when I was a facilities manager for a theater exhibitor chain. He’d raise a fit every time.