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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    One day a man, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years,
    sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

    "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself.

    As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities
    of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a
    drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

    She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell me how long has it
    been since you've had a cigarette?"

    Ten years," replies the stunned man.

    With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
    sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
    takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh Man! Is
    that good!"

    And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.
    Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her
    right sleeve, pulls out a flask
    and hands it to him.

    He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely
    fantastic!"

    At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the
    front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively and asks, "And how long
    has it been since you've played around?"

    With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh, sweet
    Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."
     
  2. mrglocks

    mrglocks Cookie Ninja

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