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Stop telling blonde jokes!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jun 29, 2003.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    A young ventriloquist touring the clubs is doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

    With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and shouts , "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor"

    Quite taken aback, the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize but the blonde yells,
    "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
     
  2. southernshooter

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    Between you and Okie my printer stays busy so I can take these jokes to work.