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Stop sign

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red
    light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge
    for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in
    class. The judge looked at her sternly and said:

    "So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong
    ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write 'I went
    through a stop sign.' FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!"