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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both
    could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
    along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red
    but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
    seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have
    sworn we just went through a red light."

    After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection.
    The light was red, and again they went right through. This
    time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been
    red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
    She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close
    attention.

    At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
    red and they went right through it. She turned to the other
    woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through
    three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!!"

    Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh crap! Am I driving?"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    okie,
    your killing me again!;) ;) ;)
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ;f ;a