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STOP! In the name of the Lord

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Spiffums, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    I did a quick search and didn't see where anyone had posted this yet.


    A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
    (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you.'

    'scripture?' replied the burglar.. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
     
  2. buckhunter3987

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  3. JuneyBooney

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    That is great. :rofl:I could see where the words could have been heard incorrectly.
     
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  5. john58

    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    Jambog. was posted a few days ago. Still a great story
     
  6. john58

    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    kcb Southern Lady

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    <---Got the e-mail a LONG time ago!

    Great story!

    My sister should have said that when she walked in on the robbers in MY condo the night I gave birth to my oldest daughter!!

    :shocked:

    They just got away!:steamed:
     
  8. Spiffums

    Spiffums I.C.P.

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    I don't see how this thread and that one is a jambog. That thread presents itself as a story and is poorly posted. This one is presented as a joke and I don't see how a search could pull that.


    But like Clint Smith said once, the world is full of Turd Suckers. People who just have to rain on any parade they see. And in reading that other thread it seems that your just out to piss on anything religious.
     
  9. american lockpicker

    american lockpicker License to Il

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    I'll have to tell this story at church.
     
  10. john58

    john58 BHO is a LIAR!

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    No I just didn't read this thread all that close it was just too close to the other. That's why I posted what I did.

    You assumption that I crap on anything religous is way off base, I'll just write off your response as jump to conclusion.
    Go piss on someone else!:steamed:
     
  11. jhoagland

    jhoagland That's right! Lifetime Member

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    I'll be stealing that and posting elsewhere for enjoyment! Thanks!


    Heyyyyyyy, I just remembered, you don't have to tell when you're stealing....

    srsly funny though!