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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, May 30, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    Post your stoner jokes...

    Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
    A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.
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    The stoner went to a bar. He hadn't got laid in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.

    "Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie."

    She looked up at the stoner and said

    "I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle."

    The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second

    "it's ok, I'll follow you in my honda."