Post your stoner jokes... Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ? A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck. _____________________________________________ The stoner went to a bar. He hadn't got laid in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her. "Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie." She looked up at the stoner and said "I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle." The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second "it's ok, I'll follow you in my honda."