Stock tips

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  1. Sporaticus

    Sporaticus Aw sheet main

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    Feb 28, 2003
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    I just received this from my broker. I normally don't pass stock tips on, but I thought this exception would be OK. If you hold any of the following stocks, you may want to review:

    American Can Co.

    Interstate Water Co.

    National Gas Co.

    Northern Tissue Co.

    Due to the uncertain market conditions at this present time, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.