Stock Market

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Jul 25, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley Guest

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    Apr 2, 2002
    If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
    With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
    With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
    If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Lite (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.