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Still yet 3 more true stories about kids:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
    She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
    I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy"
    "I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"
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    A little boy was doing his math homework.
    He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...."
    His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
    The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
    "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
    "Yes," he answered.
    Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
    The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
    The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"
    After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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    One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
    She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
    She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
    The teacher paused and then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
    One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'"
    The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
     
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