Stewie Griffin vs. Eric Cartman

stewie is a baby ,

eric is a overweight youth

 

Stewie, no doubt.

 

Stewie FTW.

 

It's not even close.

Eric Cartman wins hands down.

 

Stewie is smarter, but Cartman is much more cunning and plain sadistic. Stewie preys on the physical, while Cartman goes after the psychological. That said, I've been a Cartman fan longer, so.... It'd be fun to see, regardless.

 

My money is on Stewie!

 

It's tough to call. Both of them have shown flashes of diabolical genius and the ability to invent fantastic devices (Cartman's Hippy Drill comes to mind, though Stewie's far more consistent with his high-tech gadgetry), but both still have immaturity to deal with. I'd say it would largely depend on what they were fighting over, and why. When Cartman wants something, he really, really, wants something.

I can tell you this much, though. Kenny would wind up collateral damage.

 

Cartmen is straight up evil, at least stewie has showed some sort of humanity.

 

Cartman's a wussy little beotch. Stewie would kick his ***.

 

Stewie embodies the will to power of Nietzsche as admired by Hitler - he has rejected his mother and has created a new internal orthodoxy, Cartman has the organic power mandate derived from the proletariat (mother Russia) as used by Lenin and subverted by Stalin. Cartman wins because he is less driven by principle and can always cry to his mom.

 

Cartman for the kill, striaght up.

 

neither, they would join forces and dominate the world.

i for one embrace and welcome with open arms our new oddly shaped and nasally voiced overlords.

 

Eric Cartman made chili. He would win hands down.

 

Cartman. He's got Towlie on his side.

 

Cartman, hands down.

 

Stewie hands down. http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/stewie-griffin-wheres-my/69456

 

Woah...

I'm still mentally digesting this post - will be back to on this when I figure out the philosophy - then decide if I agree with it or not?!

kestrou

PS - That staedtler dude don't post much, but I've decided to pay attention when he does!

 

Cartman without a doubt.

 

Eric Cartman hates hippies...so he would win.