Stay Out Of The Dorms

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
    pointing out some of the rules.

    "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
    students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody
    caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

    He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time
    will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
    fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

    "How much for a season pass?"