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"Stay Out of the Dorms"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Stay Out of the Dorms"


    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of- bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

    Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.

    Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

    Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180.

    Are there any questions?"

    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired,

    "How much for a season pass????????"


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  2. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    ;a That's why I moved into a coed ;a
     

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    LOL thats funny man;f
     
  4. Glockdude1

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    Dude. That was 9 years on a bump. How do you even remember you posted that in 2002?
     
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  7. Glockdude1

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  8. vikingsoftpaw

    vikingsoftpaw DEPLORABLE ME!

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    They put the Female dorms at my nieces' college up on a hill, (It's a long tiring uphill walk). There is also river surrounding them, kind of like a mote.

    I wonder what kind of statement they are making?
     
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    They want the girls to get some exercise on their way home?