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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 26, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    > > Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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    > > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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    > > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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    > > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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    > > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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    > > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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    > > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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    > > Delaware: We Really Do Like Chemicals In Our Water
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    > > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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    > > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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    > > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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    > > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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    > > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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    > > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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    > > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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    > > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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    > > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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    > > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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    > > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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    > > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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    > > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
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    > > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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    > > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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    > > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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    > > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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    > > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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    > > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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    > > Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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    > > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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    > > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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    > > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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    > > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney.
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    > > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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    > > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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    > > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    > > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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    > > Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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    > > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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    > > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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    > > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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    > > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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    > > Tennessee: The Educashun State
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    > > Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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    > > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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    > > Vermont: Yep
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    > > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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    > > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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    > > Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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    > > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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    > > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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    > > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men and the sheep are very afraid!
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  2. pcgood

    pcgood Still Airborne

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    Iowa: No real jobs, but plenty of corn.
     

  3. JMC

    JMC

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    Iowa: Where the women grow tall and the corn looks good.
     
  4. potshot

    potshot

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    Kansas, the windy state because OK sucks;I
     
  5. magnumforce

    magnumforce

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    Kansas, that state you gotta go through to get anywhere else.

    OR

    Kansas, the set the cruise control and go to sleep state.
     
  6. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    I was born in Minnesota, land of 10,000 lakes. I now live in Oklahoma, land of 10 unnatural lakes (if you didn't know, every last lake in Oklahoma is man-made). Isn't that funny? ;f
     
  7. Kenjones

    Kenjones I Glock that

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    Iowa, gateway to Nebraska!
     
  8. Penman

    Penman Goauche User

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    New Jersey-You have to live somewhere!

    South Dakota-You are now entering South Dakota, please turn your watch back 20 years.

    Idaho-The Giardia state!
     
  9. wattajerk

    wattajerk Millennium Member

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    Kansas Motto: Welcome To Kansas! Now GO HOME !!! ;k ;k ;k
     
  10. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    New Jersey - Just hold your nose, you'll get used to it.
     
  11. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    New Jersey - No problem, just dump it over there somewhere.
     
  12. magnumforce

    magnumforce

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    Kansas-Where the term "Getting the Hell outta Dodge" is a fervent wish, not an expression.

    Alabama- the "Boiled Peanuts" State
     
  13. master tigon

    master tigon to deep for you

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    rhode Island: we are not connecticut's rectum..

    connecticut: we're just like california except full of illegal puerto-ricans instead of mexicans.

    Florida: God's waiting room.

    Oklahoma: We suck but atleast we ain't Kansas. Also known as North Texas

    Missouri: The show me state.. show me a reason to live there.

    michigan: sports teams, oh is that what the lions are.

    Texas: Come on the chair's getting cold.

    ohio: what purpose do we serve?

    California: Where there is no closet.

    oregon: yes we ARE a state

    Washington: A little slice of canada..we mean America.

    North Carolina: Where did that farm goat come from?

    Louisianna: Hey North Carolina got anymore sports teaMS?

    NEW MEXICO: JUST LIKE THE OLD, EXCEPT LESS POOR.

    New Hampshire: Colored folk, what's that.

    Nebraska: Land of the corn shucking cracker.

    Illinois: Like nebraska but smarter.

    Alaska: If you lived here youi'd freeze by now.

    Georgia: We'd have to be able to read to make a slogan.

    Mississippi: Land where people can't spell their state, or anything else.

    Alabama: like mississippi, except 2,000,000 people one family tree.

    kentucky: blue grass, because we couldn't spell green.

    Colorado: 280 days without a school shooting.

    utah: Where else could you mary your own daughter..

    Arizona: Red skin, mah, that's just a sunburned white guy.

    New York: Come be a target with us.

    Tennessee: ain't nouh grammur reqwirud.

    Idaho: Nothing frickin potatoes

    Arkansas: Just like the river, but worse.

    hawaii: hula's and whores.

    south carolina: anyone see my slave.

    minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes and one disgruntled govenor.

    north dakota: we take it slow..very slow

    south dakota: watch fargo.. that's all have to offer

    nevada: Just like getting mugged, but only it's legal.

    Pennsylvania: come enjoy our beautiful view.

    vermont: A litttle piece of alabama in the north.

    maine: good lobster eh.

    massachusettes: where our legislatures have a higher record of crime than the u.s.
     
  14. fastvfr

    fastvfr Ancient Tech

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    Iowa: If you like the smell of feedlots and hog confinements, you'll LOVE the view!

    Oregon: More public land than all the Midwest states combined...and only HALF the Gun Laws!!
     
  15. smith10

    smith10 10MM WOOOOOOT

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    Pa: If you don't like the weather, just wait 12 hours.
     
  16. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    Oklahoma: like PA, except instead of 12 hours it's 12 MINUTES.

    Seriously, one time I went into church and at the time it was like 55 degrees...when I came out, it was snowing! ;P
     
  17. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    DAMN! Just how long did you stay in that church?
     
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    New Jersey: A nice place to be FROM! (I use this one regularly)
    Florida: We're a 3.2 beer state!
     
  19. Dogman

    Dogman Getting Senior

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    Idaho: The Other White State.
     
  20. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Of course it's funnier because Fargo is still in North Dakota.