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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by SGT HATRED, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. SGT HATRED

    SGT HATRED

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    STAR TREK The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met U.S. General Patraeus. They shook hands. As they walked the Iranian said:
    "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."
    The General said,
    "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
    The Iranian whispered,
    "My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."
    The General laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back,
    "That's because it takes place in the future". :tongueout:
     
  2. Paul53

    Paul53 Installing SKYNET daily.

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    HollowHead Firm member

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    Within 100 years, either everyone will be Muslim or no one will... HH
     
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    Fred Hansen Liberal Bane

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    robin303 Helicopter Nut

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    69stingray 427 ci

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    pulled in by the title, not disappointed :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    seanmac45 CLM

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    Talk about a bright, shiny future.

    Guess that means Obama won't be around either...............
     
  10. HiddenEyes

    HiddenEyes It can be done

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    Iran: We have us the bomb!

    Us: We have transphasic torpedoes.

    Iran: We are always in the stone age compared to the filthy infidels!





    Mr. HE:cool:
     
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    Thats their goal. Join or be destroyed.

    I took History of the Middle East in college. The instructor was an expat from Iran who worked for the Shaw before the overthrow. He made that point very clear. The radicals have no respect for the Koran. They are blinded by the dream of a single Islamic state with no opposition or decent.
     
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    So Muslims are like the Borg?
    -Joel
     
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    Lone Wolf8634 :):

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    Yup, assimilate or die.:supergrin:
     
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    EdTracker GTDS Lifetime Member

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    Roddenberry didn't care much for religion in general. None the less ST was prophetic.
     
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    No, because the Borg are super technologically advanced. Muslims are more like the Ferengi.
     
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    sombunya Use it up, throw it away

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    I kept looking at this thread and finally clicked on it.

    Glad I did. That was good!
     
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    larry_minn Silver Member Millennium Member

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    arclight610

    No, because the Borg are super technologically advanced. Muslims are more like the Ferengi




    Actually the Borg ref is not far off. As I recall the Borg TOOK tech from those they absorbed to killed. They take the info, tools and use them to absorb more. We have basicly given them the tools...
     
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    I thought the Klingons where arabs?
     
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    Klingons are Feudal Japanese. Cardassians are Chinese. Ferengi are anarcho-capitalists.